Kiki's Deliveroo Service

from Salvador Dalek by Grant Curnow

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Studio Ghibli have started to copy Walt Disney's recent policy of turning their animated classics into appalling live action versions. They made the live action version of Kiki's Delivery Service but the plot is now about a young witch who now works for a exploitative fast food deliver service.

This is the theme song.

lyrics

Kiki's Deliveroo, where are you?
You've got some food to deliver.
Kiki's Deliveroo, where are you?
Uber Cat Bus don't deliver pizza.
Kiki's Deliveroo, I see you!
My order's now in your bindle.
On the map I see, you've flown straight pass me.
Come back now, or I've been swindled.

You know you've got a delivery for me and Totoro, we're waiting for our snacks.
Please come back!
'cause Kiki if you don't come through, Deliveroo will have to cancel your zero hour contract!
YIKES!

Kiki's Deliveroo, I see you!
Your cat hair is all over my pizza.
I'll write you a bad review Kiki's Deliveroo
You're the worst animated character since Scrappy Doo now!

credits

from Salvador Dalek, released March 31, 2023
Vocals and Ukulele - Grant Curnow
Words by Grant Curnow
Music based on the Scooby Doo Theme.
Produced and Mixed by Matt Kassell.

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about

Grant Curnow Manchester, UK

Grant Curnow is an alternative comedian/ tragic novelty folk singer – amateur time lord. Based in Manchester, Grant has performed 3 full length shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival as part of the PBH Fringe.
Grant is always found with a ukulele and his trusted comedy sidekick, Mini Dalek.
Salvador Dalek EP will be released via Seahouse Records on March 31st.

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