Name: Paddington 2
Duration: P00H02M00S
Description: This is love song comparing someone to the greatest film of all time, Paddington 2 and to other film sequels of varying quality.

Paddington 2

from Salvador Dalek by Grant Curnow

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This is love song comparing someone to the greatest film of all time, Paddington 2 and to other film sequels of varying quality.

lyrics

To me you're perfect like the film Paddington 2,
There's nothing I wouldn't change about you.
You could give me a hard stare,
I wouldn't care.
You're unusually attractive like Hugh Grant dressed as a nun.
I knew you were the one.

I always defend you like the Pixar film Cars 2.
It's not worse than the first one, the critics are WRONG!
If you became annoying like Mater;
I wouldn't say, 'See you later'.
You give me a grin, as wide as Radiator Springs.
You are my soul mate-er.

To me you're hilarious like the film Zoolander 2.
An unpopular opinion: disagreed by MILLIONS!
I've only ever seen it once;
that was enough.
You saw the film and asked if I was on crazy pills?
Admit it, you liked it when Justin Bieber got killed.

You'll never waste my time like Fast and Furious 9.
The worse film by far. As bad as DUDE,WHERE'S MY CAR!
I prefer the Pixar car flicks,
they're more realistic.
Vin Diesel isn't a great talker.
I love you as much as he loves Paul Walker.
We'll always be Family.

To me you're perfect like the film Paddington 2,
There's nothing I wouldn't change about you.
If we got engaged,
our cake would be made of marmalade.
Not 'cause of Paddington but because you're a vegan.
The wedding would be a delightful evening.

credits

from Salvador Dalek, released March 31, 2023
Vocals and Guitar - Grant Curnow
Bass - Matt Kassell
Song written by Grant Curnow
Produced and Mixed by Matt Kassell.

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about

Grant Curnow Manchester, UK

Grant Curnow is an alternative comedian/ tragic novelty folk singer – amateur time lord. Based in Manchester, Grant has performed 3 full length shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival as part of the PBH Fringe.
Grant is always found with a ukulele and his trusted comedy sidekick, Mini Dalek.
Salvador Dalek EP will be released via Seahouse Records on March 31st.

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